A recent article in today’s paper struck a chord with us, here at V, just because of the nature of the piece, and if in fact is as regular an occurrence as is made out to be. It’s still a taboo subject, with many perhaps not admitting if they’ve undergone the procedure. We are talking about the rarely commented on penoplasty that promises to lengthen a particular part of the gentleman’s anatomy. Kind of like the boob job for men, it increases the size of the penis. It is purely an aesthetic procedure, but the details can often make for uncomfortable reading, so we’re not going to touch upon it too much.
There is nothing worse than being ill. Well, we imagine being homeless, jobless or legless could be annoying but having a cold is just downright irritating. And seeing as we are in the fortunate position of not having any of these former things affect us, we only have our illness to moan about. In the grand scheme of things, we do indeed count ourselves lucky. Especially when the cheap London escorts at V, in all their majestic beauty, are available to everyone. There’s nothing better for when you’re ill than a gorgeous girl tending to your every need. We’re not saying they’ll abandon you when you’re on your deathbed, but they’re much better when you’re only feeling slightly under the weather. Why would you want a blonde escort, for example, when you can’t be active with them?
Watching The Apprentice has become a ritual for us here at V, namely so we have something to chat about when we gather around the water cooler come Thursday morning. What makes us laugh about the characters on the show is how different they are from their audition tapes. With them all proclaiming, in an attempt to book a place on the show, ‘I taste success in my spit’ or ‘I wake up and I know I’m the best’ makes us cringe with embarrassment because of how stupid they end up being in the tasks. Making a simple chili turns into a massive endeavour that results in them behaving like school girls. We only mention this because everything about the programme (which is our guilty pleasure, let us not digress from this) is that our London escorts could not be anymore different. With these ladies, what you see is what you get. Incredible and beautiful women that are an absolute dream to spend time with. We bet there aren’t that many people from The Apprentice that you can say that about. If any, in fact.
At V, we are firm believers that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. That’s why we half feel bad about commenting on FHM’s recently released 100 Most Sexiest Women in the World list. But, as pioneers of beauty, we feel it our civic duty to put in our two cents. Our `blonde escorts, for example, speaks for itself in terms of choice and attractiveness, so we consider ourselves somewhat experts in this field. We’re not entirely sure whether the magazine has successfully duped us into the biggest joke in history (aside from George W Bush’s presidency) or if we just don’t have the same tastes in the ladies as everyone else. It’s just that we’re struggling to come to terms with the number one choice. Is Tulisa from N Dubz really sexier than Rihanna, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley or Jennifer Aniston? The latter, we must point out, scraped into the top 80 by the skin of her perfectly aligned and white teeth, which we believe to be a gross injustice.
It seems, like many, we have formed an addiction. These days, it’s almost impossible to not be addicted to something, and we find they’re often associated with bad times because it is considered too much of one thing, and so you have yourself an addiction. Judging by that last sentence, it seems we have an indifference to commas. Fortunately, we’re confident we’ve found something that we’re addicted to that isn’t that bad to be hooked on. Whilst the London escorts at V are easy to yearn for, ours is more for our safety and just because we’re interested in it really. With the weather constantly raining for what seems like forever (we think in reality it’s around two weeks), we awoke today to an abundance of sunshine through our blinds. The sudden change in weather is what forced upon us our love of weather forecasts, for the five minute downpours to the hail stones makes us wonder ‘what the eff is going on?!’
The weekend has once again crept up on us. Of course, we use the word ‘crept’ loosely, as for many it’s an eagerly anticipated occurrence from Monday morning. How everyone spends their weekends is a complete mystery. With so many people in London, there is a constant abundance of things to do. Because of this, there is never a dull moment and so no-one should ever be sat around doing nothing. That said, if you ever find yourself on a crowded tube, squeezed next to your travelling buddy, we have a game that is quite good at passing the time. It can be quite interesting to find out what people can get up to on their weekends, and so making an interesting game on the tube can be ideal. It’s very easy to understand, exciting to play and, we feel, revealing about friends because of the answers they give. It does need to be played with a friend however; if you turn to the stranger next to you and start talking, you will probably get a weird look, and quite possibly a call from the police. We can’t be certain, but definitely play with someone you know. It saves on a bunch of legal fees.
Dreams can come true? A popular lyric from 90s songstress Gabrielle. Although it may only be a line sung in tune to a melody, there is a lot of truth in those four little words. When you set your mind to something a lot can be achieved, in those things that simply exist in the realm of slumberland. These successions of images, emotions, thoughts and feelings, manifested, come out when one enters into sleep or REM (rapid eye movement).
There are often times when it can feel like you’re never really sure of anything. The world seems to be whizzing past, going a thousand miles an hour, and you feel that for as long as you can remember, you’ve not moved an inch. This is all too common a problem for anyone, but we cannot stress how important it is to treat yourself. Indulging in your passion can sometimes feel materialistic or shallow. We are here to tell you you couldn’t be more wrong. You could try, but we don’t believe you would be successful. The fact is, life can, at times, be absolutely rubbish. At other times it seems it couldn’t get any better. Think back to those times. Think what you were doing when those times happened. Were you sitting by yourself in front of a television on a Saturday night? Were you staring into the bottom of an empty glass in a down and out pub?
All too often we’ve been holidaying with friends or partners, on a two week holiday, and you’ve heard someone announce ‘ten days would have been enough’. That’s because we can’t handle that amount of time off. This is just the human way. We will constantly complain at work the long hours, and the longer days and the forever-increasing gaps between our social occasions. We cannot help but count down the days until our impending holiday, only to be fed up halfway through. This is why the bank holiday is so popular. You get two days off for a weekend, four days working, four days weekend, four days working and two days off. By the time you might start complaining about how long the break is, you’re immediately thrust back into the working world, only to get fed up after a few days and find the working week has been shortened, just as you begin to moan.
Thank goodness for the long weekend! Here at the V office, it seems this has been a long time coming. Christmas was three and a half months ago and this bank holiday cannot come sooner. Unlike in school when it seems you’re awarded every other week off, in the working world, the hours are longer, the tasks harder and home time is subject to change. We relish the time off because we just work so darn hard! Obviously we’re biased with this, but judging from the number of girls available for you, we’re confident this supports our claim. The continuous reviews of the gorgeous girls we have on offer for you ensures us we’re doing a good job. Having said that, we always welcome advice on how we can create a better service for our clients; they are of course the most important part of the job.
There are a number of reasons why you might want to call upon the services of the V London escorts. In fact, you don’t even need a valuable argument. You don’t need to explain to us. You're welcome to meet with a girl for whatever reason you like. As long as you intend to treat them with respect and give them as good a time as you are guaranteed to receive, then we’re happy.
When it comes to dating women, you’ll often stick to your preferred type. Never steering away from your normal type of woman. Unless of course you end up on a blind date. This is the same for men that use the services of V London. They tend to stick to the same type of girl; blonde escort or perhaps busty escorts for example. They are used to meeting with similar looking girls and sometimes have a favourite girl that they wish to spend time with.
We’ve reached the middle of the week. The point where we get half way through our working routine and are longing for the weekend to appear. As much as the saying ‘live for the weekend’ is quite true for many, there is no reason why you can’t enjoy yourselves on a weekday evening. We’re not suggesting you hit a nightclub (unless you’ve got the stamina) but going out for dinner, to the cinema or for a few drinks is perfectly acceptable.
Take a look at the date. If you haven’t realised already, today is the 29 February. This meaning, that it is a leap year. Every four years, we celebrate this leap year. This means on such a year, the month of February has an extra day; 29 instead of 28. A leap year consists of 365 days as opposed the standard 365 days of a common day.
Guess what? We have news girls in the V London escort gallery for you to peruse. We like to keep things new and fresh here at V and are always looking for new girls who are up to the same standards as other gallery girls. We’re sure you are more than happy with the selection we currently have, but we try our best at continually keeping our customers happy. We know how many of you enjoy the company of the Blonde escorts London have to offer, so that’s why we’ve taken note. It seems that blonde's really do have more fun! Well, at least are incredibly popular with the gentlemen that employ the services of the women at V.
Indulging on Pancake Day is a must for anyone, even if you don’t intend on giving anything up for Lent. Officially known as Shrove Tuesday, this is the day that precedes Ash Wednesday, when Lent starts for the succeeding 40 days. Tomorrow shall be the day when folks throughout the nation get tossing to produce a pancake stack drizzled in lemon and sugar. Delicious. The batter mix was created when the notion of clearing out the kitchen was formed. Lent is meant to be the day when you sacrifice your favourite produce for the whole duration. At the time of the creation of pancakes, it was said that everyone had the statutory produce in their kitchens; flour, eggs, sugar and butter. These ingredients are the main constituents of a batter mix, they are then beaten together and poured into a lightly oiled frying pan. Let the batter sit for a moment, then give it a good toss to flip over and cook on the other side. The perfect pancake is not too thick, while still slightly fluffy and golden.
With the popularity of 'Got to Dance', currently being aired on Sky One, there has never been a better time to work on your own moves. There is something quite sexy about a man that can move. Even a hint of rhythm details to the ladies that you are a bit of a maestro. But, don’t fear, the London escorts won’t judge you like the panel on the aforementioned TV show. Judge and dancer, Ashley Banjo has also taken to the streets to find a group of regular Joe’s that he can teach how to dance. The show, 'Secret Street Crew' has been a hit with lovers of dance and reality television.
Whilst we like to think that every day at V London is V Day (that’s a pun, that we just love), today is especially prominent in the world of holidays. For today, is Valentine’s Day! The celebration of love, chocolates and flowers. Or if you’re a man, hastily buying chocolates and flowers. It seems this holiday is one of the most controversial of them all, for it can part a normally respective crowd. Those that find themselves ticking the ‘in a relationship’ box, are often launched feet first into this particular day. Reservations made at a restaurant that you may not usually frequent perhaps because the menu prices have previously kept you at bay, for example The Pembroke in Earls Court, are the first orders of the day. Especially when this day falls on a weekday, it can be hard to spend time with loved ones as the call of work the next day prevents an evening laced with champers and tipples galore. But civilised drinks always hits the spot.
The holiday that celebrates Saint Valentines Day is slowly creeping nearer. For many romantics, this will be an occasion where many will be preparing treats for your partner or Valentine. Whether you want to tell the one your with that you love them or send someone a letter marked from ‘your secret admirer’, there are plenty of options of how to make this year a truly magical one. Whoever your dream girl might be, it seems that the nations favourite lady is Beyonce Knowles. Gentlemen enjoy her curves, beautiful face and her talents. This famous R’n’B singer and former Destiny’s Child is a hit with many guys. If you too are ‘Dangerously in Love’ with her outstanding beauty, then you’re not alone. A date with this glamorous may be off the cards, but there are plenty of gorgeous girls at V, that are just as hot as the lady herself.
Monday’s don’t normally fill us with joy. As Sunday slowly creeps into the evening, the realisation dawns on many of us, that the beginning of the working weeks looms. It’s not that we all dislike our jobs, although for some this will be the case. It isn’t that we are all lazy, and would like nothing more than to stay in bed on a Monday morning (OK, perhaps we do). It’s just that, Monday’s bring the dread of the morning commute, rush hour and pandemonium, as yet more trains are delayed and subject to alterations and cancellations. Just your typical Monday!
