So it’s less than a week until the summer games, and we’re constantly seeing those from the army walking past, ready to chaperone our visitors from abroad to where they need to be, so they won’t miss the start of whatever sport it is they’re going to see. We probably used the word ‘see’So it’s less than a week until the summer games, and we’re constantly seeing those from the army walking past, ready to chaperone our visitors from abroad to where they need to be, so they won’t miss the start of whatever sport it is they’re going to see. We probably used the word ‘see’ too many times in that sentence to be able to pass this off as a professional contribution to the world of writing, but it just seemed necessary. Much like spending time with one of the beautiful companions we have for you at V. Do you like what we did there? We know, we’re quite proud of it, if we’re honest. If you’re not one of the lucky millions who appear to have some sort of ticket to the games, then do not fret for you can watch all the action from the comfort of your own home, and the announcements at every tube station is anything to go by, we would be lucky to avoid the city. The perfect time for a companion to come to you, do you not think.

Spending time indoors, when the weather is like this, does make us quite sad. The only exception is chillaxing in a park on the banks of the river, enjoying the gorgeous sun, and perhaps some gorgeous company. The absolute LAST thing you want to do is go shopping, the shops are bad enough without worrying if the smell of the sweaty shoppers will permeate the clothes that you’re about to spend your hard-earned cash on. This is not what you want to be happening. Especially when there isn’t a shower nearby so you can remain as fresh as a daisy as often as possible. Grab a bottle of wine, a balcony, if your flat permits this, don’t be nicking one from the neighbours, and perhaps invite a black escort round to enjoy the beautiful view from your place.

Even though the weather is uncategorically hot, and it can make you feel unpleasant, rejoice, for soon it will be winter. The shops are already clearing the shelves of summer goodies to make way for their autumn slash winter collections, and then we will be moaning of the cold. Of course the cold doesn’t necessarily make us perspire, just awards us extra trips to the dentist because of the chattering on our teeth. Oh well, enjoy the weather, you muggles!g, but it just seemed necessary. Much like spending time with one of the beautiful companions we have for you at V. Do you like what we did there? We know, we’re quite proud of it, if we’re honest. If you’re not one of the lucky millions who appear to have some sort of ticket to the games, then do not fret for you can watch all the action from the comfort of your own home, and the announcements at every tube station is anything to go by, we would be lucky to avoid the city. The perfect time for a companion to come to you, do you not think.