A recent article in today’s paper struck a chord with us, here at V, just because of the nature of the piece, and if in fact is as regular an occurrence as is made out to be. It’s still a taboo subject, with many perhaps not admitting if they’ve undergone the procedure. We are talking about the rarely commented on penoplasty that promises to lengthen a particular part of the gentleman’s anatomy. Kind of like the boob job for men, it increases the size of the penis. It is purely an aesthetic procedure, but the details can often make for uncomfortable reading, so we’re not going to touch upon it too much.
There is nothing worse than being ill. Well, we imagine being homeless, jobless or legless could be annoying but having a cold is just downright irritating. And seeing as we are in the fortunate position of not having any of these former things affect us, we only have our illness to moan about. In the grand scheme of things, we do indeed count ourselves lucky. Especially when the cheap London escorts at V, in all their majestic beauty, are available to everyone. There’s nothing better for when you’re ill than a gorgeous girl tending to your every need. We’re not saying they’ll abandon you when you’re on your deathbed, but they’re much better when you’re only feeling slightly under the weather. Why would you want a blonde escort, for example, when you can’t be active with them?
Watching The Apprentice has become a ritual for us here at V, namely so we have something to chat about when we gather around the water cooler come Thursday morning. What makes us laugh about the characters on the show is how different they are from their audition tapes. With them all proclaiming, in an attempt to book a place on the show, ‘I taste success in my spit’ or ‘I wake up and I know I’m the best’ makes us cringe with embarrassment because of how stupid they end up being in the tasks. Making a simple chili turns into a massive endeavour that results in them behaving like school girls. We only mention this because everything about the programme (which is our guilty pleasure, let us not digress from this) is that our London escorts could not be anymore different. With these ladies, what you see is what you get. Incredible and beautiful women that are an absolute dream to spend time with. We bet there aren’t that many people from The Apprentice that you can say that about. If any, in fact.
There are often times when it can feel like you’re never really sure of anything. The world seems to be whizzing past, going a thousand miles an hour, and you feel that for as long as you can remember, you’ve not moved an inch. This is all too common a problem for anyone, but we cannot stress how important it is to treat yourself. Indulging in your passion can sometimes feel materialistic or shallow. We are here to tell you you couldn’t be more wrong. You could try, but we don’t believe you would be successful. The fact is, life can, at times, be absolutely rubbish. At other times it seems it couldn’t get any better. Think back to those times. Think what you were doing when those times happened. Were you sitting by yourself in front of a television on a Saturday night? Were you staring into the bottom of an empty glass in a down and out pub?
All too often we’ve been holidaying with friends or partners, on a two week holiday, and you’ve heard someone announce ‘ten days would have been enough’. That’s because we can’t handle that amount of time off. This is just the human way. We will constantly complain at work the long hours, and the longer days and the forever-increasing gaps between our social occasions. We cannot help but count down the days until our impending holiday, only to be fed up halfway through. This is why the bank holiday is so popular. You get two days off for a weekend, four days working, four days weekend, four days working and two days off. By the time you might start complaining about how long the break is, you’re immediately thrust back into the working world, only to get fed up after a few days and find the working week has been shortened, just as you begin to moan.
Thank goodness for the long weekend! Here at the V office, it seems this has been a long time coming. Christmas was three and a half months ago and this bank holiday cannot come sooner. Unlike in school when it seems you’re awarded every other week off, in the working world, the hours are longer, the tasks harder and home time is subject to change. We relish the time off because we just work so darn hard! Obviously we’re biased with this, but judging from the number of girls available for you, we’re confident this supports our claim. The continuous reviews of the gorgeous girls we have on offer for you ensures us we’re doing a good job. Having said that, we always welcome advice on how we can create a better service for our clients; they are of course the most important part of the job.
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Take a look at the date. If you haven’t realised already, today is the 29 February. This meaning, that it is a leap year. Every four years, we celebrate this leap year. This means on such a year, the month of February has an extra day; 29 instead of 28. A leap year consists of 365 days as opposed the standard 365 days of a common day.
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Indulging on Pancake Day is a must for anyone, even if you don’t intend on giving anything up for Lent. Officially known as Shrove Tuesday, this is the day that precedes Ash Wednesday, when Lent starts for the succeeding 40 days. Tomorrow shall be the day when folks throughout the nation get tossing to produce a pancake stack drizzled in lemon and sugar. Delicious. The batter mix was created when the notion of clearing out the kitchen was formed. Lent is meant to be the day when you sacrifice your favourite produce for the whole duration. At the time of the creation of pancakes, it was said that everyone had the statutory produce in their kitchens; flour, eggs, sugar and butter. These ingredients are the main constituents of a batter mix, they are then beaten together and poured into a lightly oiled frying pan. Let the batter sit for a moment, then give it a good toss to flip over and cook on the other side. The perfect pancake is not too thick, while still slightly fluffy and golden.
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Monday’s don’t normally fill us with joy. As Sunday slowly creeps into the evening, the realisation dawns on many of us, that the beginning of the working weeks looms. It’s not that we all dislike our jobs, although for some this will be the case. It isn’t that we are all lazy, and would like nothing more than to stay in bed on a Monday morning (OK, perhaps we do). It’s just that, Monday’s bring the dread of the morning commute, rush hour and pandemonium, as yet more trains are delayed and subject to alterations and cancellations. Just your typical Monday!
Ladies love to have fun. Letting your hair down and having a good time is something everyone enjoys right? But, the age old question is still being banded about: do blondes have more fun? Apparently they do if the well known saying is to be believed. It has been reported that they are the most confident and amorous women too. Now if this is true, then all the brunette, red heads and black haired women are timid creatures who have no or little sex drive. Surely this is not true. For a start there are plenty of bottle blondes out there who have perhaps only reached their confidence level by bleaching their barnets.
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Just when we all thought that summer was finally here, it seems the typical British weather has struck again. This midsummer weekend has been a total washout, with more than the average rainfall pelting down in the last two days.
The freak conditions experienced over the weekend, are much more common in November, and have ruined many July festivals and sporting events.
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