The Price is right for the festive season

The number of cheap escorts London can provide is on the up and up. When the economic crisis first hit, people were terrified of a double dip recession, hailed as one of the worst possible fates that could be endured by the citizens of the UK. They thought that they would lose access to the beautiful girls that they had grown accustomed to. They thought that they wouldn’t be able to enjoy the wonders on offer by cheap escorts in London, that prices would spiral and they would be left alone, without anything to comfort them.

It’s no wonder the number of cheap escorts in London shot up rapidly following recent troubles: when people’s very lives are at stake, indulgences have to be carefully budgeted for. Many luxury products have suffered because of this. Some people wonder if the pleasures that a companion can offer are even worth it. Those expensive things that almost everyone bought occasionally have seen dramatic decreases in sales. The magazine, nightlife and hobby industries have all seen substantial drops in their profits because no one has the cash to spend on these frivolous fancies. With such substantial cuts going on in everyday life, many a cheap escort in London worried that she might have to put her prices up and lose regulars.

For every cheap escort London has to offer, there is one who is regularly wined and dined, one that spends her every weekend abroad or in the greatest of hotels. For every bag of bargain meat sold, there’s a sumptuous meal assembled by artisan chefs in the finest kitchens in the capital. It’s a contrasting world that has drawn a lot of anger from the public, many of whom believe that the rich should have to contribute more in this time of need. We understand the hate, but we believe in equality for all. That’s why all our girls have amazingly low rates, so that any man, rich or poor, can enjoy a cheap escort in London and relieve himself of the troubles that afflict his country.

As the weekend rolls around, after a gruelling week, people have no money to do anything. They can’t afford to enjoy the cheap escorts London is famous for, or it’s bars and restaurants. Instead they sit at home and the entire country broods. That is what the papers would have you believe, that is what the politicians would have you believe. In reality, many are still enjoying the best bits of life, albeit a little more sparingly. Taking a cheap escort in London to dinner is just as enjoyable as taking an elite one, the only difference is that your wallet doesn’t become considerably lighter as the cost for that enjoyment. So if you’re worried that you can’t afford one of our girls, just take a look at the prices we offer. These are some of the best cheap escorts London can provide, all available for a tiny fraction of what many would have paid in the past. Give in to temptation, book a cheap London escort, and treat yourself.