Sweet Revenge

My mother always told me that “two wrongs don’t make a right”. You should always love thy neighbour, turn the other cheek. Most of us have a good moral compass and can tell the difference between right and wrong, but that doesn’t stop the feelings of anger when somebody wrongs you – sometimes all you want to do is get revenge!

Luckily, you don’t have to break any laws to get your own back on someone. If you really can’t rest until you get even, there are certain things you can do to bring you peace of mind. One of the worst feelings you can get is when you find out that your partner has cheated on you. It can leave you feeling betrayed, inadequate, confused and hurt. Rather than sitting around moping, why not get back in the saddle yourself? You could book a sexy London escort to turn up at your door simply by picking up the phone! If you really want to rub it in your ex partner’s face, go somewhere you know she’ll be and make sure she sees you with a stunning woman on your arm – she’ll be green with envy!

Another way to get back at them is to break something valuable to them but worthless to you. Couples often go through this if they have lived together then break up; you argue over who owns which CDs, who gets to keep the dog and who will move out. You might think that letting the dog pee in her Chanel handbag is immature, but I bet it makes you feel a little smug inside.

Practical jokes are usually learned back in infant school; putting inching powder down a t-shirt, cling film under the toilet seat and a fake spider on someone’s pillow. Could you be any less juvenile? No. Could it be any more fun? No!

Proving somebody wrong is one of the most satisfying feelings you can have. The very best revenge is to make something of yourself, and let them know about it! If your partner, friend, parent or even an old teacher told you that you were a waste of space or would never amount to anything, use this as motivation to succeed. Run that marathon they said you never would. Start up that small business you dreamed of. Go travelling like you always talked about. Doing this will show them exactly what they’re missing and will give you the greatest satisfaction possible!