Being Naughty

It can be very dull to slip into a monotonous routine, the same thing every day. Waking up at the same time to go to the same office with the same faces. You go home at the same time to a microwaved dinner, and then off to bed to start the cycle all over again. It can become depressing – even soul destroying – if you don’t mix things up a bit; variety is the spice of life, after all!

If you want to feel at least one thrill per day to break up your routine and feel rejuvenated, I would recommend doing something naughty. As adults, we still get that rush of adrenaline when we do things that we know we shouldn’t be doing; you should draw the line at breaking the law (prison doesn’t sound like much fun), but here are a few things you can try to re-inject that mischievous streak into your life.

One of the most childlike and carefree things you can do is to run. Not a military jog in the park or at your gym, but a spontaneous burst of energy that propels you – anywhere, anytime. Even if you’re wearing a suit and walking alongside the River Thames in full public view, just run like the wind. It’s unlikely anyone you pass in this vast city will recognise you! Forget about embarrassment or having to be sensible; just let go and act on impulse.

Another thing that would make work a lot more interesting is to have a fling with a co-worker. Be careful with this one as it is usually against company regulations, but if you can pull it off without getting caught, it does feel exhilarating! Having to pretend there’s nothing going on while sparks are flying between you makes you feel like a giddy teenager again. You can fill your head with saucy secretary and sex-on-a-desk fantasies; you certainly won’t be bored in the office!

Filling your lunch hour with an different activity can really brighten up your day. There are plenty of things you can do in this time; meet friends for a drink, have a quick look around the shops or explore a part of the city you’ve never been to before. One of the most thrilling things to fit into an hour is to meet a £110 London escort – you will return to the office feeling smug in the knowledge that you’ve just experienced the best companionship in the city!