Sexual Mishaps

When you watch romantic scenes in films and sexual displays in porn, it makes everything seem perfect. From beginning to end, the process runs smoothly with no awkwardness or embarrassments. This is quite unfair on the sexually inexperienced – it paints an unrealistic picture that mere mortals may find it hard to live up to! You need to remember that in real life, there is not a team of make up and lighting specialists to make you look perfect, and your body can do all kinds of things that you’d rather it didn’t. Sex can vary from amazing, to awkward, to downright hilarious! The sooner you come to terms with that, the sooner you can start enjoying a long and normal sex life.

When two people first hook up, they will not be familiar with each other’s natural rhythm. Remember when you first started kissing? You may recall bumped noses and clashed teeth – but you soon get past this. The same thing goes for sex; if you accidentally tread on her toe or lean on her hair, don’t let it deter you. Apologise, giggle and get past it.

Something that men often feel embarrassed about is coming too soon. If this happens, the worst thing you can do is sulk about it – this will be a complete turn off for her. Instead, concentrate on making her climax with your mouth or fingers. You can always go back for round two later!

Some people worry about sweating, thinking that it will be gross. As long as you’ve showered that day (which we hope you have), you won’t smell of BO, it will be fresh. Did you know that this biologically turns women on?! You release so much testosterone when you sweat during sex that you’ll bring out her animal side. Embrace it. (If you have sweat problems in general and feel it hinders your lifestyle, see a GP for solutions.)

When you put any part of your anatomy into a woman’s vagina, you need to be aware that it’s a closed off area like a balloon. It will stretch to accommodate your manhood/her great big vibrator, but air can also get pushed up there. Because there’s nowhere else for the air to go, there’s a possibility you’ll hear it come out again, much to her embarrassment! A slang word for this is a ‘queef’. It’s different from the usual type of gas your body expels, so don’t give your girl a hard time for it. There’s nothing she can do to stop that air coming out once you’ve pushed it in!

The best way to move past any sexual embarrassment is to laugh it off – our escort girls could tell you that! Don’t take yourself too seriously otherwise you won’t have any fun at all.