Women’s Secrets

Although your partner might be the sweetest, most honest people you’ve ever met, we can almost guarantee that she will tell some little white lies sometimes. They might not be malicious lies, but there are certain things that women generally prefer to cover up!

We thought it was a good idea to let you in on these secrets so that you can have a more ‘smooth sailing’ relationship; whether it’s your wife, your girlfriend, your mistress or a Westferry escort , these rules will probably apply!

If you want to do something like go to a strip club with your mates, you might be nervous about asking your other half’s permission. When she turns around and says “sure, that’s fine” you’re absolutely delighted – what a cool partner you have! But beware: this is a fib she tells to hide her own insecurities. She doesn’t want to appear jealous or pathetic, so she pretends that she doesn’t mind you other naked women. Almost every woman in the world will mind this, just some more than others. If she usually has a jealous streak you should be especially careful. You may find yourself paying for it afterwards with silent treatment, less sex and no help in the kitchen!

If you’ve done something to annoy your Mrs and she says that she’s fine about it, she’s probably not. “I’m fine” can often translate as the exact opposite when coming from a woman! To work out whether or not she’s lying, it’s really just a case of how well you know her. If she seems uptight and is being short with you, you’ve still got some grovelling to do. Apologise (even if you don’t think you’re in the wrong), suck up a bit and be nice to her until she relaxes. If you know her well this will be obvious. If you can’t be bothered with the extra effort, it may be a good idea to give her some space until she has calmed down. Again, she wants to appear cool and aloof, but deep down can’t stop herself being mad at you.

If you’re taking a girl out for the first time or you’re in the early stages of a relationship, you will probably be expected to pay. Because women want to be independent and not appear as gold diggers, many will offer to pick up the bill with a casual “let me get this”. Don’t be fooled – it’s not a genuine offer, she’s just being polite. If you accept her offer without any ado, she will think you’re a bit cheap; that’s just how life is! The only time this fib doesn’t apply is if she’s a real feminist and seriously protests about you paying – in this case you can offer to go dutch and pay half each.

Don’t tell the girls that we told you this!